u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via ga-linda)

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via asvprock)